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The Diary of an Easter Regretter

Dear Diary, Time: somewhere between regret, remorse and Easter Monday midnight. Sentiments: regret, remorse and a desire to move past it all unscathed. I should probably fill you in on what happened, as a potential cathartic journey… It came to…

The Diary of a Dieting Food Addict

The Diary of a Dieting Food Addict As the post-Christmas diets kick in, it’s time to embrace the seasonal dismay with another satirical diary entry. And I promise, promise, PROMISE, that it isn’t at all based on myself or those…

How to be a Modern Day Domestic Goddess

The art of domesticity is dying quicker than the trend for crocs back in 2007. Indeed, we no longer have time to indulge in domesticated activities (suggested to be baking, home maintenance and looking like a 1950s pinup… Not sure…

Things I’ve Learnt in 22 and a half years as a millennial

As an experienced millennial (no, I don’t know what that means as much as you do), I thought I’d share my worldly wisdom with you all in 22 points, for the 22 and a half years on planet earth.  Commitment…

How to Negotiate Millennial Coffee Shops

You know the drill; walk into *insert appropriate international coffee shop*, get overwhelmed by an algorithm of drinks that even Instagram would have trouble understanding, leave with an organic, soy-milked, iced, frapped macchiato having consumed a week’s calorie intake without…