Things people tell us we should be doing as self-care: Regular walks in the fresh air. Buying sleep spray at £17.99 per 100ml. Drinking so much water we resemble a puffer fish. Exercising three to four times a week (is…
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If you’re not a brand yet then you should be one. Yeah you, yourself. I don’t mean having a brand (boring), I mean BEING a brand. Living and breathing. Walking and talking. You. Are. A. Brand. (Or should be). An…
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The Diary of a Dieting Food Addict As the post-Christmas diets kick in, it’s time to embrace the seasonal dismay with another satirical diary entry. And I promise, promise, PROMISE, that it isn’t at all based on myself or those…
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While many of you may be bouncing around ticking off your New Year’s to-do lists (haha), it’s also quite likely that the rest of us will be plunged into January despair, mourning the loss of both our Christmas decorations and…
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And so ’tis the season… ’Tis the season of crying on your bed over failed outfit choices, clothes strewn all over the bedroom floor, smashed eyeshadow palettes staining the carpet… Are we excited?! You bet! Indeed, it’s that time of…
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