Mastering the Art of Being Millennial

black midi skirt

slogan tee

Being a Millennial Girl in a Millennial World is a tiresome affair, so what’s better than finding out how to negotiate your way around a modern society than by learning from the best?

Here’s what the ultimate Generation Y girl is doing to help you master the art of being millennial… 

  • She’s a pro at screenshotting and never sends the wrong screenshot to the wrong person (put this to the test by doing a few trial runs with friends. Increase speed each time)
  • She knows how to access someone’s social media going by their first name and what county they live in (this takes practise and patience but with both you’ll soon get into the swing of things!)
  • ‘I can’t even’ is a full sentence
  • She can assess the selfie lighting of a room within the first 5 seconds of entering (where’s the window? Where’s the sunlight?)
  • She never knows directions in her city because she’s too busy following Google maps to notice anything
  • Prosecco isn’t a choice, it’s a lifestyle
  • She can determine when someone’s selfie is artfully Facetuned
  • She’s a gluten-free, soy-drinking vegan who doesn’t eat fruit yet has still been ‘bloated’ for a year (maybe it’s all those chocolate mini-bites?)
  • She communicates in emojis only
  • Oh, and she inserts the word ‘hashtag’ in front of certain phrases
  • ‘Sassy’ is her favourite adjective
  • She knows never to show someone’s Insta pic to her technologically incompetent elders for fear that they’ll accidentally double tap (‘DON’T TOUCH THE SCREEN!’)
  • She eats out four times a week at the fanciest restaurants yet tells her family she isn’t earning enough to save for a mortgage

What’s inside her bag…? 

  • Portable phone charger
  • Uber discount code scribbled on paper
  • Kylie Jenner’s lipkit
  • Beauty blender
  • Contactless card
  • Three marble phonecases (to match each outfit)
  • A contour kit for ultimate emergencies
  • Wireless headphones
  • A club coatroom ticket

What I’m Wearing

T-Shirt | LOVE at Topshop, current season but link unavailable, similar below

Skirt | NA-KD Fashion, here

Shoes | Zara, similar below

Bag | Tamara Harvey, here

Sunglasses | Céline, simliar below


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